Dear and tender Matt,
I have not written to you for many years and I must admit that this is a feeling I miss a lot.
As you can see in this picture, I am now a woman.
The reason I am writing this time is a little different from our old erotic letters. I would like to share with you a heavy secret that haunts my life and which, by dint of echoing in my heart, asks to be revealed to you.
In December 2007, when we met at the Spike TV’s Video Game Awards and finished in this shabby hotel room to make love and watch episodes of South park, I told you that i had taken a contraceptive pill but … it was not true.
As you can now suspect by reading these words, i gave birth on the 25th May, 2008 (prematurely) to two beautiful twins. These are your sons. Pepitchy and Scrapetchy (Lord Kek pray for them) will soon celebrate being 9 years old and I would like as much for them as for us, that you ccould openly acknowledge your paternity to them.
Certainly, they do not possess your beautiful face, but they have in them all the subtlety of your personality.
I know all the bad things about growing up without benevolence of a father - that is why you must openly send them your love so that they can become men in their own turn.
Just a tweet, a picture with you or an appearance in an episode would suffice amply.
Let’s be clear, I’m not asking you for a pension, food or a bank balance - I would ask you to not to exercise paternity in the legal sense of the term on them. Above all, they need to grow up in a stable environment.
PS: Forgive me to Mrs. Groening and your children if this revelation causes a certain disturbance in your family. May your marriage grow, and grow robustly.
P.S 2: If you are eager to have a picture of them, let me know and I will explain how join this wonderful community. In the meantime I'll let you learn more about the culture of your children:
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Rare Pepe Trader Telegram Channel
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